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"Never Trust The Living." Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice wood vhs is here! It's been a while we know, we know. But It finally made it online. Betel-geuse is the main focus, with laser engraved Acrylic windows. One window is the flyer, the other is the cover of the handbook for the recently diseased, I mean Deceased.

Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood. The wooden VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25" The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

*** we will be selling off our NYCC "con batch" first***

May the Shwartz be with you! "Merchandising, where the real money is made". Spaceballs the VHS... it took over 20 years but its here. and it's awesome. Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood. with the classic iconic poster as the main focus. with yogurt engraved in acrylic on one window, and "May the Shwartz be with you" on the other. The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

The wooden VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25"

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

***we will be selling off our NYCC "con batch" first***

"Hey youuu guy" It's here The Goon ies VHS in all its glory. Sloth is etched in acrylic on one window, while one-eyed willy is on the other. the map acts as a backdrop to one of the iconic scenes in the movie when the Goon ies first discover the map. Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood.

The wooden VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25" The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

***we will be selling off our NYCC "con batch" first*** "

Maggots Michael. your eating maggots". David, Star, and Michael are centrally located, surrounded by the Santa Carla boardwalk. The billboard at the beginning of the movie that reads, "Murder capital of the world" is behind them with the full moon. Engraved in Acrylic, The boys hanging from the bridge are on one window, and the Frog brothers are on the other.

Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood. The wooden VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25" The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

***we will be selling off our NYCC "con batch" first***

We don't know about you, but we remember seeing this one on the big screen as a kid and being completely blown away, one of the movies that started our career path in 3D before we landed here. This is another mash-up having the T-rex scene being the main focus, with little Easter eggs hidden in the design. The Jurassic Park logo and Jeff Goldblum in all his glory are laser engraved on acrylic windows. Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood.

This laser engraved Jurassic Park VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25" The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

Cherry Wood VHS – The Crow (Collector’s Art Piece)

This handcrafted cherry wood VHS is a stunning tribute to the cult classic The Crow. Precision laser-engraved into rich, warm cherry hardwood, the case captures the dark, atmospheric essence of the film with intricate detail and layered storytelling across its surface.

The front features a cinematic montage inspired by the film’s haunting imagery — a lone figure with outstretched arms, urban grit, shadowed silhouettes, and symbolic elements that echo themes of vengeance, love, and resurrection. The engraved artwork is framed by etched VHS-style detailing along the top edge, including classic “Insert this side into recorder” text, blending nostalgia with craftsmanship.

The tape windows are rendered with contrasting acrylic inlays, giving the illusion of a traditional VHS while elevating it into a sculptural piece of art. The left window features hand-styled chalk-like lettering reading Hangman’s Joke, adding an underground, raw aesthetic true to the film’s tone. The right is of a crow from the scene where it the image is in flames.

Each piece highlights the natural grain variations of cherry wood, ensuring no two are exactly alike. The smooth finish enhances the wood’s depth while preserving the precision of the engraved lines.

Perfect for:

Collectors of cult film memorabilia

Fans of gothic cinema

Lovers of handcrafted wooden art

Unique display pieces for studios, shelves, or altars

This is more than a VHS replica — it’s a tactile homage to a film that became a legend.