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***we will be selling off our NYCC "con batch" first***

"Never Trust The Living." Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice wood vhs is here! It's been a while we know, we know. But It finally made it online. Betel-geuse is the main focus, with laser engraved Acrylic windows. One window is the flyer, the other is the cover of the handbook for the recently diseased, I mean Deceased.

Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood. The wooden VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25" The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

*** we will be selling off our NYCC "con batch" first***

May the Shwartz be with you! "Merchandising, where the real money is made". Spaceballs the VHS... it took over 20 years but its here. and it's awesome. Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood. with the classic iconic poster as the main focus. with yogurt engraved in acrylic on one window, and "May the Shwartz be with you" on the other. The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

The wooden VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25"

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

***we will be selling off our NYCC "con batch" first***

"Hey youuu guy" It's here The Goon ies VHS in all its glory. Sloth is etched in acrylic on one window, while one-eyed willy is on the other. the map acts as a backdrop to one of the iconic scenes in the movie when the Goon ies first discover the map. Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood.

The wooden VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25" The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

***we will be selling off our NYCC "con batch" first*** "

Maggots Michael. your eating maggots". David, Star, and Michael are centrally located, surrounded by the Santa Carla boardwalk. The billboard at the beginning of the movie that reads, "Murder capital of the world" is behind them with the full moon. Engraved in Acrylic, The boys hanging from the bridge are on one window, and the Frog brothers are on the other.

Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood. The wooden VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25" The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

***we will be selling off our NYCC "con batch" first***

We don't know about you, but we remember seeing this one on the big screen as a kid and being completely blown away, one of the movies that started our career path in 3D before we landed here. This is another mash-up having the T-rex scene being the main focus, with little Easter eggs hidden in the design. The Jurassic Park logo and Jeff Goldblum in all his glory are laser engraved on acrylic windows. Engraved on 1" thick cherry hardwood.

This laser engraved Jurassic Park VHS is approximately 7.5" x 4.25" The back is CNC out, made to look like an old VHS tape.

Please allow up to two weeks for shipping.

Weither you are Dark side or Light side of the force, you can truly appreciate the beauty and magnitude of this epic star station! This is Batch 2 of our Death Star. Batch 1 was sold only at conventions. The difference is Batch 2 is a solid piece. Batch 1, was much like our mini Death star, which has a birch inlay.

Laser engraved on approximately 11.5" x 17.5" Cherry Hardwood. Batch 2 will be limited to 50. After they sell out online the only way to get them, is to come grab one of the select few that have been put off to the side for conventions only!!

Please Allow Two to Three weeks for shipping.

This Millennium Falcon is designed to see the outer hull and inner workings of this starship. It is split right up the center so you can check out the inner schematics, yet still, appreciate the beauty of the outer operations of the ship.

This is Batch 2 of our Millennium Falcon. Batch 1 was sold only at conventions. The difference is Batch 2 is a solid piece. Batch 1, was much like our mini Millennium Falcon, which has a birch inlay.

Laser engraved on approximately 11.5" x 17.5" Cherry Hardwood. Batch 1 will be limited to 50. After they sell out online the only way to get them, is to come to grab one of the select few that have been put off to the side for conventions only!!

Please Allow Two to Three weeks for shipping.

Keep your keys locked down like Camp Crystal Lake after dark with this handcrafted Jason Voorhees CNC keychain holder! 🔪🔑 Made from solid cherry hardwood, this eerie yet functional piece features a CNC-carved Jason mask, also crafted from cherry hardwood and hand-painted with acrylic for a chillingly detailed finish. Equipped with three powerful magnets, it securely holds your keys—because the last thing you want is to be caught searching for them when things get spooky.

Whether you're a slasher fan, horror collector, or just love a killer aesthetic, this is the perfect addition to your lair. Just don’t lose your keys… or else. 😈🔪

Harness the power of the Dark Side to keep your keys in check with this Darth Vader key chain holder. Crafted from rich cherry wood, this striking piece features a CNC-carved walnut Vader mask, adding depth and contrast worthy of a Sith Lord. Equipped with three powerful magnets, it securely holds your keys, tools, or anything metal with the force of a true Empire enforcer.

Perfect for Star Wars fans, collectors, and anyone who prefers their organization with a touch of menace, this handcrafted key holder is both a functional and artistic statement. Whether mounted by your door or in your workspace, it ensures you'll never lose your keys to the Dark Side again.

Product Details:

🔹 Dimensions: 8.5" x 3.5" x .75"
🔹 Material: Cherry wood base, CNC walnut Vader mask
🔹 Strength: 3 high-powered magnets for secure holding
🔹 Mounting: Easy to install, no Jedi training required
🔹 Perfect Gift: For Star Wars fans, collectors, and Sith Lords in training
🔹 Shipping: made to order 2-3 weeks

Bring balance (and order) to your space—one key at a time.